Bizarre Trailers: Cyclone (1978) The Amazons (1973) Gold Raiders (1983)

Cyclone (1978)
by René Cardona Jr! lol
An airplane goes down in the ocean during a storm and a few survivors find refuge on a small tour boat. Swept out to sea, these people slowly starve to death in the hot sun with barely any food or clean water. With no place to turn, the boat survivors resort to cannibalism to stay alive...that is ..until the rescue planes come to pick them up and the man eating sharks decide its time to eat as well. Written by alfiehitchie


The Amazons (1973)
Le Guerriere dal seno nudo.
Another bad movie trailer (which are fun!) with german subtitles.

Story revolves around tribe of amazons and the crowning of a new queen. Also deals with tribe's battle with male enemies. They meet once per year to allow for reproduction. All male children are supposedly killed at birth. Johnson and Sun vie for throne. Paluzzi plays the queen until new queen is crowned. Johnson defeats Sun in wrestling match ( topless ) to become new queen and later on they fight in the nude.


Gold Raiders (1983)
I love watching bad movie trailers lol, so here is one of them! with german subtitles...
A US plane carrying $200 million in gold is shot down in Thailand. Deployed to recover the gold is military-something-or-another-guy, Mark Banner who is teamed up with a beautiful-US-something, Cordelia as well as a couple human decency loving Thais. Together they are the secret army group code-named, The Gold Raiders. The evil Thai communist army, lead by a whip cracking commander complete with a wooden peg leg, gets word about the gold and the two parties race to find the downed plane. Out numbered ten to one to the Thai army, The Gold Raiders must rely on the wits of leader Mark Banner and, well, the militarys new secret weapon: a super-motorcycle that's protected by spaceship metal, flies, shoots rockets and, of course, has training wheels. After feirce battles with the communits and a large loss of life from both sides, Mark and company wonders about the price of war (?) after successfully recovering the gold but losing his "love" Cordelia.